joke ( BEFORE MARRIAGE )

[addymark]

BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes!
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE....
Simply read from bottom to top.

[mrksem454]

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not,
I'm
stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on
my head, I will sue you